watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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