Pants 0. Shit 1.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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