Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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