that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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