He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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