I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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