are you still at the devil's house?
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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