I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You took a bar mat shot.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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