And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
two words: eviction party
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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