Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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