All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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