I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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