His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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