what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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