he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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