dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
being pregnant is like rehab
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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