i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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