why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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