he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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