I wish I could punch you in the face.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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