The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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