we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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