Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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