were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
