lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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