If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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