There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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