My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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