whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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