It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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