At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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