Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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