I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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