did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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