I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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