Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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