wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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