My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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