May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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