Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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