Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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