Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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