Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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