Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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