There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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