why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
All I want is dick and wine.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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