so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Hippo gnu deer
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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