We're like a lot better than the average bears
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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