I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I can't turn off my feet"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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