11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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