So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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