Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
As shirtless as possible
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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