hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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