Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
vagina is talking i cant
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
