i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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